My Dog and Danny Trejo

“Jesus Christ, what is it with these Gringo kids and abandoned mine shafts?”

“Jesus Christ, what is it with these Gringo kids and abandoned mine shafts?”


Identifying the mystery canine proved problematic for international authorities. Though he is rumored to have been a gift from Castro. Along with the cigar.

Identifying the mystery canine proved problematic for international authorities. Though he is rumored to have been a gift from Castro. Along with the cigar.


Something told Rocky that El Hefe wasn’t that into this endorsement deal. That, and the Axe body spray dripping from the slightly predatory white guy on the left made his canine senses tingle.

Something told Rocky that El Hefe wasn’t that into this endorsement deal. That, and the Axe body spray dripping from the slightly predatory white guy on the left made his canine senses tingle.


Instead of teaching Danny to laugh at the wacky chaos of life, Marley’s penchant for fucking up the laundry room lands one of the hombre’s underlings in some hot water.

Instead of teaching Danny to laugh at the wacky chaos of life, Marley’s penchant for fucking up the laundry room lands one of the hombre’s underlings in some hot water.


Trejo battles a different kind of dog in this outtake from Machete.
Note: Use of WWF veteran Junk Yard Dog’s likeness not approved by his estate.

Trejo battles a different kind of dog in this outtake from Machete.

Note: Use of WWF veteran Junk Yard Dog’s likeness not approved by his estate.


Trejo and corgi bare a striking resemblance in the world of the fisheye lense.

Trejo and corgi bare a striking resemblance in the world of the fisheye lense.


Yeah…just…I guess Trejo actually has a dog.

Yeah…just…I guess Trejo actually has a dog.



“I don’t want to find out you’ve been hiding cards, esse.”

“I don’t want to find out you’ve been hiding cards, esse.”


Trejo loved Old Yeller. But he wouldn’t hesitate to blow his brains out if he went rabid.

Trejo loved Old Yeller. But he wouldn’t hesitate to blow his brains out if he went rabid.


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